zap! zap! zap!

Yep so yesturday was the Alton towers trip...

ya we had a well good time.. well other than getting stuck in the bloody sky ride for like 20mins and all the kids in the screaming about us going to die... ya, dont like them things at the best of times... erm ya we got this really cool crystal thing to.. ya in the pic on the left like.. it dont look much there but its so cool.. incase u didnt noice thats me and kev in'it..yep 3D and all u can move it around and see all of yas like.. yep was well in bracing though cos everyone watches u sitting there grinning stupisly what feels like forever.. ya it has kel & kev 2004 in it too, erm ya we "won" this pink panther cuddly too, I say "won" cos we spent like god knows how much trying to get it out then this kid who was watching oh so eagerly pulled in out for us ya lol.. erm that kinda happened at black pool too... we was going along and we saw this kid reaching in to this gum ball machine.. and when we came back that way a mad was cutting him out of it.. so funny though.. oh come on u gotta laugh.. erm talking of laughing oh my god did i , im so sorry i cant show u a pic cos i filmed the hole thing like and i donno how too take stills yet.. erm ya there is this viral game thingy there.. so funny they have all these people that pay too play and sit on this stage where everyone can see you.. and u have to fight dragons and stuff (what only they can see) and its so funny people screaming and shouting zap zap zap lol, there must of been like 200 people stood there watching em, going.. zap zap zap.. and whos the daddy.. so funny!

oh ya and the fireworks(what we went for) was pretty cool too ya.. this year it was in a time travel theme.. so it kinda took us though ech era started in the 1700's when the towers was homed and in full swing like... then on to 19'00s erm donno which era it started in now erm like 50's or 40's i think.. erm there was the 60's and all 60's music and stuff then on to the 70's and era of dance that was well cool.. oh too the 80's which was my fave very cool effects and stuff loadsa layers and flames.. oh and the odd firework too lol, no really the sky was constantly full... erm ya there was loads more eras and stuff too and a big fan'rly like too.. but if ur readly this thinking i gotta go see that.. tonight is the last night... and the park closes for the next 6 months till the next season...

oh ya after the display everyone just legs it and it was oh my god sludgy, there was an hallowine ice show stright afterwards like too and we qu' forever and we got too the door and they said sorry we are full! how sickerning is that! oh and we went and got a pizza for tea and it was the size of a round of bread! unbeliveable really tiny we just had to laugh! oh and i got this flashing light thingy too yep well cool!

wheres me hair gone?

so ya new hair coming though.. yep i got me new hair... wasnt what i intended having done but ya, erm me hairdresser started doing it like was half way though and she said oh i love that bit.. it looks so good on u.. blah blah blah, and she said id love to do your hair all choppy and loadsa layers and stuff and i said well go on then.. and she was like really? and all excised and stuff.. but ya cos every time i go i ask em like what they think i should have done and they shod there shoulders like.. but cos i went with all me pics and stuff this time.. ya lol, erm but shes well good so im gonna keep her lol... erm she also said not to have the streaks yet though.. said when i next go (4th dec) she will have a look again and prob do it for the week after like... cos i still got black bits at the ends.. and they'll dye a different colour so ya.. erm but next time when i do have it done it should look really cool yep... erm and thank god kev likes it cos it is a bit out there lol... and Tommy likes it too and he is the ulimate in piss take so...

erm ya so alton t's tomorrow yep... way hey... going pics tonight to..yep, erm donno what we are gonna go see yet but still, erm... there is always something...

do u see stars?

same old boring stuff im affaid.. been to work 'n' stuff, erm got in the hair dressers for tomorrow..gotta leave early from work to got though but i stayed longer tonight and erm well all week to be honest.. but i didnt ask for the steaks yet though cos i want to talk to the hairdresser first cos ive still got a little color left- well ive got a lot now but im havin it all chopped off tomorrow yep... erm i got some pics to take yep... and they'll tell me its all wrong for me as normal but nah well i used to have it this way when i first met kev.. then he made me dye it black lol.. and its been so bad ever since lol - erm that was 4 years ago.. ive been every color at somepoint lol yep even green.. ya but only temp steaks lol... I had it natural for to long when i was a kid (or thats how i fig) so ya color change is good, lol... Erm probley be next week now when i get it steaked (hopefully) erm ya... Oh Bob said he was pleased im not leaving like (work) hes the big boss man... ya i said for now though... mind u the longer i stay the mader it makes me and the mader I get the more i figure im gonna fight and prov em all wrong like.. well thats how i feel today any ways..
Erm... ya thats me sado news for today anyways erm and todays smiley...

ha ya me with me new hair tomorrow lol

hi ho hi ho

long day yep way too long.. ya they have some big visit thingy tomorrow.. so muggins has been cleaner every tiny little tiny every where.. so ya was well late home done like 11 hrs again today.. erm ya Tommys likle bro was padding with me today..and why to peps always tell me spooky shit when im alone all night and stuff... ya un impressed.. lol I dont think i said yesturday like.. I told Tommy to show the chicks to his bro in one of the hatchers like and i reached in and tock a chick and passed it too saun like and i goes go one it wont bite(but they do lol) and Tommy takes it back off him like sayin give us it hear a sec.. and he lifts the chick up and aims... squezed it tummy and it shat all over him lol, so funny the chick was completey full of shit and he had it all over him so funny... god was he mad! - oh and incase u peps are maybe thinkin poor chick no no tommys trained and everything to do that yep and as long as u know what ur doing the chick really wont care... But he is so funny though.. ya I hid his clothes and stuff earlyer too yep cos he left em slon all over like he tells every one else off for yep so that was funny to watchin him looking for em,... id put em in his desk like with a note then he goes and turns off all the lights and stuff thinking no one was down the bottom and Bob was lol, so watchin him run all over turning the lights back on was well funny too... erm yep i did do some work today honest kev if ur reading this.. erm well thats about it really yep...

my jungle animals 

Eliphant

ha ha ha so yep hey look blinkies yep.. nope i didnt make em so thanks to the peps that did and all... ya i had a go at it like.. and god there is like no point in it at all it takes so long just to do a tiny one and then its rubbish so no.. let some one else do the work is what i say ya..erm only take em from sites that dont mind though... erm u may of noiced the hole right click thingy yep.. to stop u bandw, theives and all... erm but as the ikle window says if u want it ask..

erm ya been work yep me 2 jobs and all...erm Tommys ikle bro started kinda temp today, ya he worked with me like so the afters went kinda fast and all.. hes gonna be a actor yep.. u heard it here at piggy page first..then next jude law! lol erm.. oh ya i so got me missing jungle teddy today too.. yep we had our big night out at asda.. yep lol... erm got some mags and stuff too..
oh im having me hair done hopefully friday if i can get in... gonna be a big change yep.. gonna cost a bunch 2 though cos im having it short (again now ive finally growen it lol) and hopefully lots of blonde and coper tones/strecks init like so itll take ages too... erm any ways eastenders is on and im missing it so...

will i ever learn?

mood: confussed
drinking: bitter lemon
eatting: nothing
listening: RK- heal me
Thinking: wheres my Email gone
Waiting: Kev 2 come home
Learning: nope nothin

So when i finally figured out what im gonna do with the hole job thing Anne goes and begs me to stay like.. ya *rips hair out* She said she wanted to talk 2 me after like and i was saying to me self no, no, no.. but she says she believes the patern is changing and stuff, and ya long story short she kinda talked me in to staying on...at least for the mean time...
erm so I guess im gonna tell her that 2morrow and have to let the other peps know i wont be starting... I just so hope im doing the right thing... in possilbe to know, at least i kinda know where i stand with these guys...

Other news.. its been well windy here 2day 'n' last night and all ya yuky like stuff blowin all over.. yep bored now erm ya.... Its sickin me that I cant start me hairdressin sooner its gonna be 3 years till i can do the job i wanna.. erm cos like i wanna go mobile and stuff i figure it;ll be a good idea to do some beauty stuff to ..so i can do weddings and that... but i just wanna get started...

dom, dom, de, dom...

So we went to see that Alien vs preditor film last night was kinda funny really.. erm donno if it was ment to be scary or what but it wasnt.. liked it though.. if u watched the old predtor and/or the alien films u gotta so see it.. but erm if u wasnt in to them theres really not much point init really...

Oh ya Im so gonna be a braids maid to yep.. Claires asked me to do the honners with Shelle in March next year so thats truely cool cos me and claire been mates forever and its really lovely she thought of me and stuff so ya *sniff* I was ment to be me cousins brides maids years ago when i was like 7 or something but Mum decided none of us was gonna go in the end, one of her great ideas and all they fell out with us for years cos of it and all..and the first wedding i ever went to was me own too lol erm been to one more since then which was earlyer this year...me neice nikkis...and me sis is getting wed next month too, but im not goona be at the wedding cos she just wants her girls and mum and daves mum there so, u know its there day i guess...but we having a big party for em after so thats cool..erm so gotta be thin by then too lol but ive been working on that for a long time any ways.. So yay for me just when id given up all hope on ever being a brides maid im gonna be yep!!! yay for me *cough* yay for claire and simon yep so ya really lovely... and ya we so better be having a bridal shower for u's claire init..

blah

so ya new post for today what to say... erm not a lot really been on the comp all morning cos im so not at work today nope lol erm i have been teying to master blinkie making but all the tutorials suck or dont work proper like so ya.. erm .. I will write more later lol....

Going Alton towers next saturday so that'll be good 'hopefully not so wet as the year before last though! And tonight we are gonna go see a movie at the flicks too yep erm... ya more later lol

Down with Boyzone!!!!

pur.. erm ya another way late post ya erm been another one of them days.. guessing its gonna stay like this now for a wile too.. ya so i gave me notice in.. yep anne was not best pleased nope, she stood there with her eyes blugging out like and shouts in a high pitched squark "why"...daft cow...I said like u really that surprised!!! and she said like but its been like this so long why now.. and I said well that is why ive been un happy for too long somethings gotta change so.. ya she said like am i sure and i said well as sure as i can be... so ya very nervous and that but i feel kinda relieved to have taken the jump but i still kinda feel like im falling but we will have to see i guess.. erm bob is cool with me carrying on with the cleaning and stuff though,.. cos ill have to do it later and stuff now.. gonna have a lot less spare time but im kinda used to that now any way.. Ive not had a min even to boot me comp up hence the lateness of me posts and sorry to all the peps I havent been chatting to as much.. I just havent had any time at all.. Erm so ya scared to death of course sad im some ways existed in others.. I have decided Im going back to college yep.. next enrol like cos its have way though at the mo.. but ya gonna go do me hair dressing again, I did it like full time when i was 17 with beauty too but it was a 4year course and I really hated it after a day so, I stuck it out for a month, and me mate ali did for 2 weeks too lol, but this time im just gonna do beauty and part time so i can still work like.. and ya now im all old and stuff *ahem* I gotta pay now but they said itll be like £250-£300 like and thats for a full two year course so ya its not too bad... but at least now they wont wanna ring my mum to tell her i was late..lol erm ya i was late cos i was staying with me fella if u get me dift, her tharterning to ring me mum was well nothing more than funny.... ya, erm speaking of mum i gotta tell her im changing jobs too, god that'll be fun 1000 questions why... ya will have to think of a bullshit version for her, yep... Erm ya but im really looking forward to the hole evening course thing shame i cant start sooner like though.. that sucks but ya they said though its only nvq 2 but its a start i could probley go to a salon and do the rest there or something.. but i really wanna be me own boss go mobile av, that'd be cool and its where the money is too... and ya when peps ask me what i do for a living i can say im a hairdresser rather than saying sexer or cleaner or opprative under me breath so ya, thats gotta be a start and ill have a qualifcation too then.. a career.. yep its the way forward if worse came to worse id be able to do hair and stuff, erm ya i donno what im on about either... erm other news... *thinks*.....*still thinking*......*thinks harder*.....


Oh ya I went asda yep god my lifes excitein! ya... I got a house plant yep and erm...*counts* 7 mini cuddley toys yep so cute! so cute got em stood on me froggery.. I got a loin, erm lepord..graffe (thats me fave), erm zebra(that ones close though), a hippo, tiger and a monkey yep very cute... rather motifingly though I didnt pick up me eliphant one though nope.. so ya have to get that one next time... erm I want a rino too but i donno if they have it in the same size.. ok ya.. im being very dodgie...


oh ya I got loads mags too ya and Ronan was in neally all of em.. and louis walsh was in one slagging ronan down! twat! I so wanna smack him, go on Ro punch the twat... ya so mad at him said loads nasty thing but the worse on is he wants to do a tv show called - ya get this... The 5th member of boyzone!!!! no way really boyzone are gonna get back togther (with out Ronan keating) and they want to *die coughing* replace Ronan keating!!! Ronan Keating was boyzone for god sake! I never thought I hear my self erm type this but Down with Boyzone!!!!! Trators god did he not make u guys rich enough eh? yep so mad at em! Down with boyzone!!!! Down with boyzone!!! Down with boyzone!!!! they are apparently gonna do a tour first "laughs"with the 4 of em, oh please god hows gonna sing!! Ronan was the only one who could sing live! it'd be worth going for the laugh really but no down with boyzone!!! Now if Ronan changed his mind id be at every show and I think most of us die hard boyzoners no wait Ronan'ers no thats way to dodgie erm u know what i mean... we'd all be there but u dis Ro his fan are not gonna love u's any more!!!! Down with Boyzone!! yep...

what2do!

*deep breath* Right well ive taken a massive step... ya donno if its the right one .. im gonna hand me noice in at work tomorrow.. got a job lined up at me old works but agenty like.. ya i donno what to do for the best i really dont but somethings gotta change.. I cant carry on how i am with the sexing though- i really do need to leave there but im more worried about what im going to.. so ya im well spoked at the mo but its part time 9-30am to 3 or 3-30 so i guess thats not so bad and all but its less money and stuff but ive got me cleaning still at the hatchery like so... erm i guess me biggest worry is the agency bit... gotta tell em tomorrow im off like im really not looking forward to that, so stressed at it still.. yep I just so hope im not making the wrong move... but i gotta do something.


erm other news... none nope none.. just move of the above like.. and im sick of it all so i guess u must be so ya.. Erm being doing loads hours all week so ive had no time to do any thing intressing or fun to tell u about soz.. erm ya... really boring stuff.. erm like me hole week has been 6-00am - 11-00am sexing (rippin hair out) 11-00am - 3-00pm padding trays and cleaning and today at 3-00pm had me interview like till 5-30pm then more rushing about and stuff its now gone 9-pm and its well pasted me bed time and its the first time ive stopped...

so ya i guess i better go bed now so i can start all over again and ya tell anne im leavin em like...
much fun.. aaaarrrrggggghhhh....

god give me a break!

Things are going from bad to worse- ive had enough cant take much more I really cant.. I tryed talking to my boss today cos he came down and we had the big meeting... he basically sat there and said its me, tanja and wilson like.. he said we are all gonna have to come early and be tested and hes not gonna pay us if it continues,...(its been like this for 30 years so its not gonna change..) bob hasnt spoken to him about me nope so thanks a lot for nothing...he said that if the sexing is good when im off next he will test me alone like which isnt fair at all... mega bitch amanda is coming to "help" out when her sister also a mega bitch is off having her baby.. they are gonna take us all off one or in twos at a time and check all morning to and 2 others get payed more than us to do that already.. and we are gonna lose money its all wrong, I tryed to talk to him and all he says was well u worry to much and nobody would do that and stuff he just doesnt wanna know hes like 70 and disabled too and doesnt want the hastle but does want the money and ...*sigh* im just to tired to fight back.... my hole life i have had to fight and im sick to death of it! I just want to go to work earn my money and Forget about it and I cant do that its making me so ill im gonna end up in a padded room at this rate.. but what can I do...I ve only just my afternoon job after 4 years of trying to give it up for what the same wage as I earn sexing part time.. Ill lose to much money, it wouldnt be so bad if i could get another part time job in the mornings like so i could still do me cleaning and that but no id lose to much.. what does my sanity matter any way, its only me after all...

boring! yep nothing good to tell u today im affaid, nope, went work was hard cos i wasn't feelin to good so erm..Did loads of paddin and cleaning....and of course me sexing! how can i ever forgit that... still havent had the meetin.. mm enough said on that, same old, same old u know... I have a new kelnel chat room now way better than the old one... works too... erm Ive just been workin on me site since I finished work this afters thats about all... I watched some Friends I love Friends..and I watched nabours too.. ya miss it all the time cos im always on line and all, but tonight I caught it and nothing happened its the same story line as like last month still, eastenders is rubbish at the mo too, so ya no wonder ratings are down and all... Oh Ronans Album is number one yep..yay for him and all, er ya... sorry this is a well boring post gonna go find more blinkies and make new pages and stuff to yep....

no news nope none

yep so kelnel.com is a we bit later than I had hoped, but I do have me site up and running but at this addy for now...http://www.freewebs.com/kelnel/ and hopefully soon www.kelnel.com
so ya I have a new chat room there way better than the old one... plays sounds and has loads cool smileys too so ya me own website no adds or none of that rubbish there either cos im a paying customer now yep! ha ha erm... other news,,,
well other than smacking me head on the table trying to work out this bloody site erm working as per ever, nothing much has changed, it was a slitly better day than fri but still bad, Still havent had the meeting and im well mad over it... its gone on to long now... erm... I did over time to day like padding trays and that helpin out and me cleaning job, yep Bob is gonna sack the cleaners at the end of the contract in 4 months so I can have the work, so thats good. ya I am this sad..... Oh and oh my god me and pam saw tanja so not looking at the birds too yep! but there is nothing we can do! so ya well pissed off we r init......
erm I think thats about it... im still doing well with the diet lost 6lb this week so far (since thurs) so ya thats 5 1/2 stones all togther now.... soon I will be a skinny cow!!!! yay!

www.kelnel.com

hay hay big news! yep I got me own Domain yep!!! yay for me yep er got space to go with it too..lol, I wont give u the addy get cos its so not ready and stuff though.. er I gotta redirect me pages and stuff too and im waiting for a few things to happen first so.. yep so its gonna be www.kelnel.com but if u go there today (sunday) u are so wastein ur time... so ya im all .com and everything way hay!!! ya it kinda wasn't planning on going all .com so soon but ya I kinda have so mmm, doulbt im making much sence right now ...er dont panic fellow bloggers piggy page is going no where, nore kelnel blogger but there is gonna be some big changes... so yep coming soon me own little website!!!!!

Erm other news...*thinks* oh ya we went to the flicks last night with Tommy and Julie @notts, erm saw resient evil appcolipse er is a damb good film yep very good, er but the hole place was full of them really annoying uni kids yapping and been sarqy at everything god why pay to see a movie and talk all the way though it, so stupid... I was going spill and kev turned around like and told em to shut up ha ha was well funny cos hes so mellow mainly and for him to go for it like he did was well good, kinda had to stop me self laughin and all then..

me mini froggys 

spent up

Ok so ya... er We been lookin at fish tanks and the likes of and mmm ya way more than I got at the mo... but I knew that an'all so.. we figured we go look at the fish "n" stuff anyways, haha ya always a mistake cos we can never just look nope... Kev spotted this tank with frogs and newts and crabs in like and grabbed me to look, ya we both stood there like WANT! WANT! so ya I came to the conlusion I so had to get em well the frogs 'n' newts anyways yep cos well they r just soooooo cute the frogs are special tiny ones real cute like er the size of a 10p so tiddly,
er Kev bless him liked the crabs loads too but they cant live togther long term so.... ya pity but maybe we could do another set up with them one day or somethin, so ya we got a new tank with the hole set up for em too, was really quite cheap for all we got, and I got 6 tiny frogs and one newt, but Im gonna get some more newts soon when they get some more in like,

We had dinner just now, and Kev starts sayin I can only find er..5 frogs cant find him any where, and ya we was both looking and neither of us could find him like and after ages and ages kev spotted these two tiny eyes in the sand looked like a tiny blob of muck or some'ert very strange lol

fish need water...

erm so ya... not much 2 say really nope er...*thinks*[what did I do last night?] er... not a lot much really na er had me lettece leaf for me dinner cos im dietin real hard and stuff at the mo again, cos Ive lost like 5 stone and still wanna lose somemore so I have little breaks so I can just maintain me weight like, but now ive decided its time to kick it down some more so ya... er its going well and stuff so far and ive already lost er 3 lbs on top of me 5 stone so yay for me... er ya me mate claire- Hi Claire!!, she lost like 5 1/2 stone last year and has keeped it off so well done chuck... er ya now I feel bad not sayin hi to everyone else so HI everyone else! ya I was gonna write your names but nah if I miss someone off they'll be hurt so nah.. ok type over load!! going on way to much as per ever so, er im going lookin at fish tanks later cos im saving me after noon wage (which is like £8 a week lol) for me aquarium I want in the dinning room, er tonight im going to *ahem* we are going to the flicks with Tommy and Julie at the showcase in notts so that'll be nice.. er ya.. Oh I got me beanies un packed now too ya, er kinda cramped up on 2 shelfs at the mo but at least they are out of sortage... er ill take a pic for u's soon as I got em all togther nice,... er oh and please peps SIGN MY GUEST BOOK ok!!! cheers lol

shut it!

*head in hands* What a day... were to I even begin.. *sigh* I can't being to tell you... nope not at all, argh is close well maybe AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!! is closer.

Well ya its been a tough old day, so ok erm u know how stressed and that Ive been with the sexing and that well ya today was probley the worst I have ever known it ever it was that bad, so all our side where I sit stopped, we were all to mad to carry on... and the sexin was gettin worse and worse and we were'nt doing ou't even so we was still gettin shouted at like cos the birds were wrong but we wasnt working even... so ya in a rage i started to mouth off at well almost everyone, and I shouts over to the other side, look we aint even sexin its u lot!!! I was so mad I really was and they were still coming up, we ended up really late finishing and 3 trollys up - that means thousands had been done wrong in a very short space of time... this is bad very bad, we still havent had the meetin.. oh god im so stressed at it all, cutting a long story short I almost got in a punch up with 3 other girls like and ya.. I guess its kinda sorted now expect with one whom id enjoy poundin on any ways yep...

so ya erm Bob the big big company boss whom employs my boss is well mad and is after blood... after kick off *ahem* sexing I had to help out padding to cos Tommy was well sort on peps, so I really wasnt up for it but didnt wanna let a mate down and all so I stayed like.. Julie his gf stayed with me like too so she got the full force so me ...ya. Julie went and told Tommy like that I was ill and stuff though it all and Tommy told Bob and Bob is well mad that he didnt know before now how im being treated and stuff.. so he says hes not having me bullyed any more and I have to take my hoildays and stuff, and if they ever say ou't again he will fall on em so hard and that so ya at last maybe I have a hope of things changing.. erm do I belive it though things will change? nah no way they'll find another way of getting to me...

er Bob is gonna ring stanley me boss and tell him off, cos he says he is victorismin me and bullyin me, thats coming from big big boss man so stanley has got to listen to him cos other wise well he'll loss the contract and stuff er ya to much info prob but that was the well shorten verson....

erm I fell out with kev for a bit too, just cos I was in bitch mode bascially... but ya it was no biggy erm ya so its been a really really long day in so many ways cos I normally do like 4 most 5 a day and today I havent stopped I did *thinks hard* really 10 hrs yep och thats a real lot when u feel like u'v been hit by a truck...but u know when u get really mad then u get all weak and stuff well thats kinda how i feel now..

so ya i said to kev like if one more person starts on me today they ill just have a breakdown, so we went asda got to the tills and was q'in and they opened up more tills, so we went around and this woman starts mouthin off at us saying I should go first and all this, she was next anyways, and there was another emty till too, I just looked at her in dis belif, I was like no way! I just goes to kev "un beliveable init" (cos of everythin) and she starts again, I have a child crying here,(which so wasnt.) and there she was in another figgin till like... ya I really really wanted to punch that one! stuck up cow! The gal on our till was laughin at her even, stupid cow. any ways calm now, yap calm... as if lol so ya ovb post is late soz everyone but I havnt been here to do it... erm ya have added a few extras though u may noice, ps u can turn the music off at the bottom lol ya im gonna change it as soon as i find out how lol

Dont do it...

so its so cold here today, really is er so ya im a little later doing me post today and all, erm still didnt have the meetin at work which sucks cos i want it over with u know its making me sick and that so i want it done so at least I know where i stand and stuff,


erm so I went up to mums too to see here and do her nails and stuff and she had she said err there best not be nails in me coffee and i said yuk u'd drink it too wouldnt u!?!, and she said yeah there mine so... ha ha so i put some in to see if she was bluffin and she drunk it - well half lol so sick!!!!
she knew and everything so ya grose. But I have a sick sence of hummor so ya... Oh im still tryin to make her give up the fags to cos she smokes loads really bad erm she has cut down a lot but is still heavy on em, so ya she smoked 2 in a hour and half what is a life time for her cos i hid her fags lol yep its dangerous but someones gotta do it...

Erm....billy bite me too ya he so did (our parot) cos i was only there for a hour or so, so I hadnt got time to be chasin him back and stuff so when i went to rub him he climbed on me finger and bite me cos i tryed to pull it out... he is such a mense at times lol

I made a quiz thingy for me d2rk blog too but it gave the answers so ..er whats the point in that...
erm ya so ive been on line and stuff as normal yep been yakking to Ro - nano or what ever ur calling ur self, lol. He is getting his own domain now..yep so jealous.. but maybe I will have someday...till then u's will all have to put up with me pop ups and adds 'n stuff...oh and thanks too... bob and kev for signing me guest book and ronan for commentin yep - a leson for the rest of ya lol

I can't hear it....

yep its that time again to hear and erm type all me crazy stuff for today...so yesturday we went to the flicks to chill out a bit that kinda thing so we went to notts to the showcase there, cos g'ham has got one that is the size of a grannys shed and smell like a lavy so ya we dont go there, and the place hasnt changed since me dad took me to see rodger rabbit, lol...erm so we took the trip over to notts... takes about an hour in the day give or take we got there just in time but the broads wasnt showing our times and stuff up - cos we prepayed and that, so we were waiting ages to find out where we were ment to be like.. we finally got in to the movie and there was no words lotsa music though it was all set up wrong, so kev went and complained and stuff but nothing happened and other people started to complain and that, the movie was half over before they got it sorted so that sucked, it was a good movie though... erm "saw" kinda grose but erm good yep erm would of been a lot better if we had heard the begining.

So ya the big meeting *ahem* that never happened - well yet at least... looks like it'll be tomorrow now which sucks a lot cos I have another night with no sleep worrying about that now... ya me boss stanley he appratly had a curtersy car and put the wrong fuel in it - dippy twat so he couldnt make it today...so ya he'll be in a really good mood now, erm I had a great idea though at work earlyer how to make everyone do it good all the time or to catch people out who are the lazy ones but he so wont listen to me i know... so im gonna be wasting me breath if i do explain it to him and he'll just like say something like meaning go away little girl kinda thing...
Tanja was back at work today too and the sexing was about the same a bit better probley..

Ya at work we arent aloud to talk or anything but today i goes to pam guess how many we got next...and she got it right and she was doing this dance thingy and me and julie was giggling trying to hide it like she blow snot all over her face out her nose lol and i was also on the floor, thank god anne didnt look up or we'd of been dead yep... so ya kevs at college today for work even though he is on holiday lol erm next week he dont have to go cos hes on half term lol yep me fellas on half term nextweek, lol

yep soon I wont be the only old married young peps yay, nah Congratulations guys u deserve some happyness 8-) 

argh argh!!!!!!!!!!!!

yep so mad right now yep really pissed off cos work really sucks! its offical they hate me its war! erm Tanja has been thowin a sicky the last few days and the sexin has been much better but still tomorrow now we have a meeting after work with bob and stanley so this is big! im not saying for a second that I belive its Tanja, I belive its everyone at somepoint and that it depends on if u /we are taping for our mistakes. I am good at my job! and if i make a mistake I always tap!!! if the sexing is wrong then it makes Kevs life harder too, he is the one that has to deal with it after we have all gone home, It is very unfair.The one thing I have majorly going against me is the fact that the sexing is always better when I am not there. I know its not me so there for I am being set up. I sex the same all morning, other than the first few minutes to the day when my arms are still waking up, as for the rest I do more than my fair share and more to the point I do them correctly, and for this what do I get? Blamed
so Ya im mad really mad cos im sick and tired of being victormised there, and if they try it on tomorrow I will envolve the union.The last gal that did that never came back again... so I really have to be smart, and as u all knows im not to hot at that...

Ok kev is a major cow, yep he's well makin fun of me, says im huffin and puffin at me blogg, well then kev back off or get biten cos I do and will bite yep!! ok time to breath... yep me heads still spining around!

Erm yep claire I will up date ur pic as soon as u send me a new one yep erm till then everyone else must hurry to see the limited edition 11yr old claire ha ha ha ha ha yep im so evil arent I,

Ah I got some cool lights and stuff for me computer case too yep erm i got a new case for it a few weeks or so ago with a window and door and stuff like that and its me fave colour too sliver lol - any of u thats been to my place u know if it isnt sliver or white it isnt here lol yep its kinda me theme but most people love it.. erm ya ali asked me like at me oh u love silver and white dont u - I goes yep and she asked me then oh what does kev like *cough*, and I said black and gold and shes still laughin about that dizzie moo lol nah I love the gal shes sound. erm yep im workin on a new hit point about me page so im off ....

Dong! dong! dong!

dong! dong! dong! dong! yep and some more of that im kinda tryin to drown it out with of course ha ha Ronan keating the new album buy it today keep ro around, yep or well nothin i guess - u'll never hear the end of it thats for sure erm... so ya I only buy Ronan stuff cos Im sub to naspster legally like, *ahem* but I keep me Ronan ones so today im off in to town to buy the new album till then im playin it over napster yep init good, what does suck though is there is only 1 new song on it though, and ya thank god its a good one but still, and in his defence the old tracks have been recorded but still...


Thank goodness enough with the donging, Kevs got a week off work (like ud noice hes been there all morning) the house is all toppy turvey and there is funny noises comin from every where, the dong is appanently a mother broad alarm well thats how i put it, he didnt quite say that but i lost him after because the pentimum 3 blah blah blah.... yep, shut it lol as long as mine keeps running i dont really care oh and as long as mine is better than his too ov,lol. so ya tonight we have a table booked for dinner so that'll be good and all, erm hopefully be going flicks tomorrow yay erm ya... donno what we will go see seen most of everythin on erm going to see resident evil 2 on sat with Tommy and Julie at notts so that'll be nice. I managed to get out of workin the safters well they gave me little of no noice at all so I had to think fast lol...Hopefully there will be some work nxt week but still i'll probley get con'd in to it this week wile kevs away or somthin,
I have been given a permant job though each friday after so i guess ill be staying then away ok im really sad gone on about work away to much... erm erm .......erm?
ah we've almost sold our house yep we have a completion date and that so thats all good..

Kev cooked us (me, and his mum and dad) this really nice dinner yesturday cost us loads and took him like all day too. yep i wrote loads here before but i deleted it all cos it sucked so yep erm oh but ya i did make a new mates/you too page yep

good boy billy

so yeah so me mums given up smoking ya really nope what shes done is cut down ever so slighty, I was up there this mornin and shes still chain smokin away there, I keep nickin here lighter so she cant have one, but earlyer i missed the boat and she'd nicked it back yep nah i wasnt happy at all so i fought to get it back for a wile, she dropped the fag on her new sofa, and she was sreaming i was laughin- what its not my sofa lol, so yeah i wouldnt let her put it burning hole out till she gave me the fag out ,I also wiped parot poo down her cheek, so she went almost half hour yep, Roys given up ov cos of his heart so she has to of stopped by the time he gets back down here, the word is he's def getting out of hospital today so fig crossed and all, erm I went out last night to the rental shop yep wow thats the most excistin thing ive done all weekend, got the in laws over for a special dinner this evernin so that'll be a excuse to eat cake lol erm ...
should be going to the ti in town tomorrow so yep wayhey social life or somthin like that... erm as u know im going alton t's soon yep then the week after its me sisters hen party and its gonna be ann summers for starters at her place then in to town, for my neices h'party a few months ago we went into town we booked a stripper but he never showed up- not happy, some of em went around trying to pay radom blokes to get the kit off but nobody stepped up, later on we went on to a club and 2 fellas came up to us and got it all out for free and we didnt even ask lol so yep that was funny and strange- but im pretty sure they was gay though lol,

yep im goin on way to much so erm im gonna go and pick on someone else for a bit - oh hey ronans album is out 2morrow weyhey!! oh and i got comments yep!!! yay for me yep oh and dont forget to sign my guest book lol

cyba space

ya kinda wow init - well I think so at least yep this picture isnt a firework or me latest dodgie drawin nope
its the internet yep or so some fella told fhm - what? kev buys it, so ya .....it would previously take 6 months to map out all the major server routes that make up www, but Barrett came up with a clever shorthand way arould this so now he's created this map.he remaps the mighty web once a week, and has found that it refects the current political landscape."the net is a huge disaster sensor" clever sod lol yep
click pic to enlarge

key:

Red:Asia pacific

Green:Europe/middle east/Central Asia/Africa

Blue: North America

Yellow:Latin American and caribbean

White: unknown (prob porn)

Drunk

ha ha ha all way going well this morning till I went and chucked my prawns up the stairs yep vinger and everything - I just stood there for a sec like I dont bloody belive it kinda thing ya not good lol but I guess a little funny though erm ah I been voting for Ronan of coures in all these erm thingys i got in a email yep Ronan to win - wont happen though itll be all mcfly and busted ah well, boyzone forever *cough* erm other than srubin the vinger out of the carpet im a little pissed lol yep *looks at time* nah well it was just one and i dont drink much hense im pissed lol so yep... nah didnt get chance to do me blog yesturday as u can see, erm well a post and all I did add other stuff but thats kinda for me yep not a good idea to have a mudshake for your breakfast nah, erm yep hey would it be too much 2 mension rk again already? well kiss mine im gonna.. yeah so Ro was on totp last night lookin well old actually poor ro, erm yep kev was watchin a film what was zzzzzz so i left him and came up stairs got chatin and all then oh my god it hit me ro was on in 10 mins and kev had brought the movie off front row lol so yeah i had to think fast and the deal is he gets eve on line like forever lol and I got 3mins of a shagged out lookin ronan lol nah well hes been after it for a wile and it eases my consance - or another word that looks like that but mean what i meant yep - nah im done for now will come back when im soba got a internet map thingy to add too - way hay *erm*

ha ha at last I found the Gollum Mtv clip yep and i made a link so u can see it too, is full of bad lan but hey u should be used to that from me, erm I also found lovely gorgous new pics of Eeyore and Ronan so yep thats all good erm not so good, Roy is still in hospital he has been told he had a heart atack - for sure are still doing tests, he has to find a new job, and pretty much everything is gonna change for him, so its really sad and all yep sucks in fact. Erm work was really * breath* really bad today there is gonna be trouble... so not looking forward to that not ay all, nah so not any ways i've gotta go up mums today... yep I rang her yesturday and I said oh ill come up tomorrow and she said oh good i need my nails doing- ya thx mum yum, she'd never dream of askin jackie to do any thing like that, and it sucks cos wile roy was down here staying with her she was "to busy" and all now she's ringing me 4 times a day after 3 weeks of silence, she is very selfish, makes me so mad at her but she still my mum and that so she gets away with more than any one else ever could, but she has been much better this last year but any ways I dont want it to sound like i'm slagging her down,, erm other than that..... nah cant think of anythin worth sayin really.... erm ya but u gotta go watch the gollum clip its too great to miss....
ps sign my guest book lol

Yep so Im goning - We are going to Alton towers yep way hey gonna see the firework display, we went like 2 years ago and its a really great show, was very Very VERY wet though we was sooooo wet but it was a good show. erm we have booked the hotel and stuff for edinburgh to - for kevs 30th/newyear got the street tickets to so thats all good,,erm oh ya can u see me little icons now on me page a few down the side and a lot at the bottom lol - more on kelnel too. erm yep blah blah blah again 

CHAT ROOM! CHAT ROOM! CHAT ROOM!

Yep I have me own chat room next door in http://kelnel.blogspot.com/ also u can find another link in the side bar down there on the right...
Yep so no excuses now peps its instant access too!!! way hey still not happy? what more do u want eh? ok so it only took me like 5 mins to set up but I have been busy on me Ronan blog too, and theres a Ronan gallerys blog too even now wooooo yep u so dont care do u I know yep well I like it so ya. erm what else is new well ive changed a few things in kelnel - piggy page2 erm still trying to work a few things out few things im dazzed and confussed about as ever! but hey I didnt know what html was last week now ive got me own Chat room init so hey next week who knows even? Erm yep I have a new entry in the guest book way hey - ya kev.*silence* erm, yep hi kev if ur reading this again taking the piss as always lol.
Erm other news..... nah I think thats it for now anyways.... yep remember to visit me guest book.....

Sign my guest book!!!!!!!

Yep so erm, work was rough, today sucked, sexing was terrilble, Tanja got took off in a test so I was panicing in case they was gonna do it to me - cos I hate that, but the sexing went good, for a wile at least - then bad again and she got stopped again, poor gal she is on of the nicest people ever but the thickest person i have ever met. I know that sounds really nasty but its true, it could well be her. but as I have always said its different people one moment to the next. Oh and I found a way dodgie chick too... it had bald bits all over in like go faster strips lol very strange, we get a few each day with like extra legs or wings twisted beaks funny eyes that kinda thing but this was a real first....
Erm Roy (Mums bf) is still in hospital he is hoping to get out today but doesnt look likely...is really hard for her cos hes up yorkshire so she cant even go and see him.

Yep I have now made a Ronan blog see its there in the links way hey all my own work - yep best not brag to much cos there isnt a hole lot there yet will add more tomorrow... I havent heard much more about Roy only that they - the docs was trying to make there mind up what to do with him.... but he was out of pain at least the last time I spoke to mum so I guess no news is good news. Any way gotta go bed now....... 

Ok I was goning to write a post today about how well my mum is doing cos I keep getting asked and all, Then this morning Mum rang me to tell me Roys (her bf) is having a heart attack been rushed in to hospital. So ya .......hes in the right place and all that though I guess, but it will also mean if hes ok he will probley lose his job too - cos he works in a signal box for the rail way.
so just get better soon. Yesterday mum was on about going on holiday with him too - cos for those who don't know my mum has c, anxiety and agarphoba - (fear of leaving home mainly - and being trapped from home...its hard to explain) so the last time mum left grantham was many years ago. So for mum to be even thinking of going on hoilday id a huge break though.

Other news..I saw a mouse in the garden running around yep... erm ...erm...we are having our fence repaired cos it fell down lol company are paying for it to be done so I can laugh, its just 2 posts I panel and a new gate and its costing £900! they are crazy paying them that but its not my money so i dont really care. erm.... Oh Ronans no:2 in the top 40 yay for Ronan should of been no:1 !!!

Erm... I cut the grass too, ya its not easy there is sooo much of the stuff, I need a ride on one like Kevs Dad - that would be cool, but we would have to have one each so we could have races. I really want a radio controlled monster truck or hey a real one, im easy either way! That would be so much fun racing them around the garden,
Anyway im gonna go make a Ronan keating blog now so more info coming soon.......

Kelnel pages still growing

so ok time for me post, I have been on here all day adding loads rubbish, I now have a counter way hey...more new pages...a dog clock...a chatter box, erm and I was adding stuff at like 3am this mornin too lol a guest book, that kinda thing. Im quite pleased with me self - I can actually feel my brain growing lol, ah I also have been changing loads of colours to in html- yep more learning.

Erm other than that we went flicks again last night went to see erm...*still thinking* oh celluar, It wasnt bad at all nah I quite liked it, lots of action yep good. erm kevs all car mad at the moment hes like i wanna do this, blah blah blah lol, looking at all the supra sites every few secs hes like look at this one oh and the engine, lol nah well let him play, *cough* I have much more better things to do with me time lol

New Pages being added!!!!!!

Ok so yeah Ive been adding loadz stuff today, made loads of new pages and links wayhey I stuffed up *clapps* and I sorted it all out on my own no tears or tantums either, yay for me!

so yep go look at my new cool sites *laughter* Oh and go check out Ro's new site too under mates links ok erm......

Erm we are going flicks later as always wayhey! kevs on call next week so wont be going no where next weekend - doh, Im gonna try and make myself somemore pages too page is always under constuction so watch out for dust!

So anyways today erm i mean now im on me break i have 7 mins so i have to be v quick - this picture is one of my many collections - beanie babys - which kev arranged i may add!